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PostSubject: THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SOUTH LONDON GIRL!   04/10/17, 11:09 pm

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SOUTH LONDON GIRL!

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....

The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away....

The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.....

The third man married a girl from South London. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.

The first day he didn't see anything.

The second day he didn't see anything either.

But by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty when he urinates....

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PostSubject: Re: THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SOUTH LONDON GIRL!   05/10/17, 03:20 am

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SOUTH LONDON GIRL!   05/10/17, 09:09 am

I found this so funny because it's so bloody true, lol.

I remember when Bill and I were first married. We were married on one of his leaves and so didn't really set up home as a couple until he came out of the army.

On the first week we actually could call living together he got up and said something like, "I need a shirt ironed" - My words were "The ironing board is in the kitchen and the iron is in the cupboard" - He said "Aren't you going to iron it for me" - I said "No, I wouldn't ask you to iron my clothes. You are capable of ironing your own, I'll make the breakfast". That set the scene for the rest of our marriage. Not that I didn't sometimes (as a favour) iron something for him and he me. But I thought then, I started as I meant to go on.

A lot of men in those days expected a wife to wait on them hand and foot, and cook all the meals etc. And I think it was our generation that started the first turning of that, from the old fashioned 50s attitude of marriage to what it is now.

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